Wednesday, August 25, 2010

龟流感

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BEWARE!

Dear fellow little 龟龟们,
our 龟头老大 has officially fallen sick, thus declare the founding of new mutated virus named,  "龟流感".

 "龟流感" a new found mutated virus that is 100 times strornger than SARS, Swine Flu, Bird Flu or whatever Snail-Snail Flu. 
Tedious laboratory studies are still undergoing at the Singapore National Allied Insitude of Lame-research center, SNAIL in short; yet so no new developments are being found up to this point.

A word of warning to the residents of 龟国,
wash yours hands frequently with soap, prevent getting into crowded places that will increase the chance of spread, get more vitamins, exercise regularly;

finally and MOST IMPORTANTLY,
drink more GREEN TEA!!!

Above report done with 99% under the muscus and 1% brain.

:)

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Gui-Quote of the day:
Everything have the chance of growing back like a lizard tail, never try never know.

In this case, i was referring to a HEAD getting chop off.